After we made the decision to no longer have pizza delivered, I had a nightmare involving pizzas. Frozen pizzas had conspired with deliver pizzas to have me taken “out of the picture” – so they buried me alive under frozen pizza waste. Imaging trying to climb up through countless flimsy, slightly soggy pizza boxes, cardboard circles and plastic shrink wrap. It was rather disturbing.
I will show those evil pizzas! I cannot say we will never go to a pizza place ever again, but from now on, we are only having freshly made pizza. No more frozen pizza in our Home Green Home. They think they can intimidate me, do they? Ha!
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LMAO! A pizza nightmare… I love it in that really odd and freaky way.
You were in it. You sent the Canuck pizzas to the “meeting”. *shakes fist*
Bwahahahaha! We have good Canuck pizza up here in Toronto!